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8:16am 04-18-2008
Rod is ....
the name Martyn Footlong Flute has given his over sized length !
7:02pm 04-17-2008
marts mate
who's rod?
5:13pm 02-28-2008
legend laird
or8 guys, just a message of support, heard the season int goin too gr8 but i have every faith that the gaffer will turn things round. on a brighter note, the warriors have played 3, won 2 and lost 1.  im tippin u guys and the warriors for silverware this season. good luck, and dont let me down!
3:10pm 11-23-2007
machine!!
another game missed by footlong this is surely the end for the little wizard??
on a brighter note a goal goal feast by ash n martyn last thursday was impressive!
8:25pm 11-20-2007
Chairman Stokes
I admit his contract is up for renewal at the end of the season so get your best offer together boys because you'll need it. We have put together a robust offer for a 1 season contract extension with bonuses. Footlong's advisors are due to get back to me on the offer after the last league game so by the time that we could meet in the cup we'll all know for definite.
6:06pm 11-20-2007
T4T
The recent hurricane of rumours concerning Mart 'footlong' Flutes future were dealt another twist which could prove a bitter pill to swallow for the AFC Swinton, not happy with becoming The Green Armys shadow in Swinton sticky carpet drinking pit 'Robin Hood' the Flutemeister(copyright T4T) has been spotted potting easy pinks and tight browns in Tonka meet and greet Wombwell Snooker Club. Could this be a coincidence, i think not.
11:47am 11-10-2007
Emulsion Hirst
Morning gents. Just thought I'd let you know that the powers that be at www.timefortonka.t83.net have comissioned a poll with suggestions for a new name for your mighty team. Check it out and vote for your favourite alternative name. Naturally. we hope that you can find it in your heart to change your name to the winner. There are some good ones: 'Time for Footlong' currently leads the race. Hard lines against the Trotters this week. I'm sure that once Tevez starts pelting them in again you'll dig yourself out of that relegation battle. Give my regards to Footlong....
7:47pm 10-29-2007
Green Army
The Tonkas laundry bill has trebled this week in anticipation of facing up against the big man this week, give it to us big time you silly hairy man. Personally id love to smear him in pepper and sneeze allover him
12:46pm 10-22-2007
T4T
A factual and amusing account on last weeks game, keep up the good work on the match reports. see you on the receiving end in 2 week
3:43pm 08-13-2007
DLSC
Daniel Laird Supporters Club Statement:

"We can't believe Danny has left for Maple Leaf Warriors of Division 3. We had just finished our new cheerleading routine for when he is playing as well. As much as we like you, Danny is our god and we will now become Maple Leaf Warriors fans. Soz ard like"
8:19pm 08-05-2007
Time For Tonka
05/08/2007 - MANVERS PARK FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE NOW OPEN!

FREE TO ENTER FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE IS NOW UP AND RUNNING. TO ENTER GO TO: http://fantasy.premierleague.com AND REGISTER YOUR TEAM.
Once you have logged in and entered your team, click on the 'Leagues'
link you can find on the the right of the page. Now enter the code:
688286-119434 to join the Manvers Park private league. All players from Tonka, Tits, AFC Swinton or any other team more than welcome to enter.
8:00am 07-23-2007
Is It True ?

Sources from an anonymous pub in Swinton are speculating that Martyn Footlong Flute is set for a dramatic return to AFC Swinton as either a player or as part of the management set up. The current AFC Swinton board of directors declined to comment.
8:22pm 06-25-2007
GREEN ARMY!
I see you boys got lucky and scraped second place this year, we look forward to beating you next year however i recommend the weaing of black armbands and a minutes silence pre match in memory of the great footballing and shagging legend that is the footlong
3:20pm 05-15-2007
AFC Swinton
We would have taken the space raiders in salt & vinigar but he is now available on a free transfer.
The Footlong You Knew ....
Was last seen in wath's Tesco car park, approach with caution bad times have hit since Footlong quit AFC Swinton...
1:39pm 05-15-2007
Green Army
Why was it never made public knowledge about Footlong leaving AFC Swinton? After our recent run of dog shit results in the division above you we would have come in with an offer that he couldnt turn down, a bag of space raiders, 10 fizzy cola bottles and a soapy tit wank...If your out there Footlong the Tonka needs you!
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